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The Red Pill!

So, you wanna know the truth, huh? Well, you asked for it...

I am a watermelon.

It's true. Here's a photo of me from when I graduated back in 2023:

My real name is actually not Kiwisin, but it is Nunple McNumpleson. That's right. THAT Nunple McNumpleson. You may recognize me from the hit film The Nunple McNumpleson Project or maybe even Lunchtime with an Electric Moped (in which I was starring as Nunple McNumpleson). I'm sure this probably comes as a surprise, or you maybe even think I'm lying. Although some things are just too good to be true, this is just good enough to be true.

With that being said, I guess you know the truth now. I haven't been completely honest with you, and I hope you can forgive me for witholding the truth for so long.